Dade Phelan Tweet Kicks Off White Boy Summer

The craze sweeping the world has finally come to Texas, as Dade Phelan unwittingly announced the beginning of White Boy Summer.

In a photo posted with the Texas House Làtìñãś, Dade stood proudly in the middle in the group, representing white boys everywhere in their eternal outreach campaigns to every conceivable demographic group on Earth.

“It was a pleasure to spend time with a group of House of Representatives Latinas this afternoon. I appreciate their dedication to our state.” (Mexican to American Translation)

Haters everywhere were forced to eat crow as the events unfolded.

Dade Phelan is really shaking things up in Austin as he continues to deliver to his core constituents — the unanimous support he got from House Democrats in the vote to become Speaker of the House.

Democrats are very happy that the Republican Representative appointed so many Democrats to be in charge of important committees.

The peasants in the GOP have begged, “Please Mr. Dade, your Highness, they are castrating children in these rogue medical clinics in Texas, can we please protect the children?”

Dade:

Watch the clip below as Dade Phelan declares Texas cannot allow children to be protected from genital mutilation because protecting children in this way is a “secondary” type of protection, according to some weird gibberish.

Dade Phelan killed the amendment that would have protected small children from gender surgery experimentation because he did not want to distract from the #WhiteBoySummer of 2021.

Note: Please don't email us telling us the photos are fake. They are obviously very clearly photoshopped. It is a joke. Have some fun.