Staff

 

Tommy Oliver

Editor-In-Chief

An award winning investigative journalist and Texian patriot. Tommy works overtime to bring you the most current and factual Texas political news.

Contact: tommyoliver@currentrevolt.com

Telegram: https://t.me/CRTommy Gab:https://gab.com/currentrevolt

Jim Conbee

Political Officer and Activism Director

Having returned from a grand tour of the world to collect all the autism power ups [editors note: vaccines] available, Jim Conbee returns to you ready to weaponize his newfound mental infirmity.

Contact: jimconbee@currentrevolt.com

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Slippy Toad

Field Correspondent

Former pilot and engineer of the StarFox fleet. Slippy studied at Cornerian Academy where he majored in engineering.

In his free time, Slippy enjoys fishing as well as cooking. Slippy often brings his home cooked meals to the office and we love it!

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Chuck Hammer

Investigative Journalist - Crime Division

The Star Telegram has award winning Bud Kennedy who covers the brunch beat. We consider Chuck Hammer, the “Bud Kennedy” of the crime beat.

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lamalinche

Directora de Propaganda

Graduated with a Mrs. Degree in Communication. In her spare time she's a dutiful tradwife when she isn't working to pay off her student loan debt. She was brought onto the team in 2021 because she was the only conservative girl we could find without a tramp stamp.

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Tex Rex

Right-Wing Public Relations

Rawr xd. Tex Rex handles Public Relations for Current Revolt in Right-Wing circles, ensuring our enduring reputation. Literally a dinosaur, he's the most experienced in his profession. Staff often argues if he actually exists.

Stonewall Quackson



Cultural Correspondant

Mr. Quackson wakes at the quack of dawn and gives thanks to God he lives in Dixie.
”Duck it, stars and bars!”
Please excuse his fowl language.

Gordon Bombay

Youth Outreach

When asked why Gordon wanted to join Current Revolt as it’s youth outreach coordinator his response was simple, “to Rock the Vote!”

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Shanequa Johnson

Vice President of Diversity and Cyber Security

Shanequa was brought onto the team after Current Revolt received a cyber attack on 5/11/2021. Shanequa is in charge of securing our data and managing our best practices when it comes to IT security. Shanequa has absolutely no experience in cyber security but brings a strong diverse opinion to every meeting.

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Spencer Wintheiser

Janitorial Management

Spencer was brought on board in 2020 in response to the pandemic. Spencer makes sure the office is extra clean and sanitized. He has been vaccinated for Covid 108 times as of 5/25/2021. He is very keen on social distancing and often wears 4 masks to keep us safe. He says he will defy Abbott and plans to still wear a mask.

Spencer enjoys working on cars and watching anime.