West Texas – Vaccine Pirate Easily Subdues US Military Convoy Hauling mRNA Potion
Due to the Texas government destroying everyone’s business because CNN said the seasonal flu was going to kill millions of people, Texas innovation is leading the way with exciting new careers like the Covid Vaccine Pirate.
A National Guard convoy transporting doses of the COVID-19 vaccine was ambushed Monday morning in west Texas, according to police.
Larry Lee Harris, 66, allegedly started following the three National Guard vans, en route to Matador, Texas, after they stopped at a Love’s gas station in Lubbock, and “attempted multiple times” to run their vehicles off the road, Idalou Police Chief Eric Williams said in a statement.
After those attempts failed, Harris then turned his truck in front of the convoy, forcing it to stop. He got out of his truck and aimed his .45 caliber handgun at one of the guardsmen, who was unarmed.
Claiming to be a detective, he ordered all 11 soldiers to exit the vans so he could search them, Williams’ statement said.
It was that easy. We’re at a point where 99% of people will fall for even the most obvious cons, even our super tough hardcore military.
Another very popular con is to say there is a deadly pandemic right now and not just the same old and sick people dying who always die, and that this pandemic requires you to inject yourself with a gene therapy concoction that will probably make you very sick within a few hours. They say that’s how you know it’s working.
For better health, maybe people could start by not being so fat before going straight to injecting their arms with a potion that causes your body to create some kind of synthetic toxin? Idk.
What I do know is that as America crumbles into a third world country, Texans will continue to thrive in the free market of private roads and private security.
Vaccine Pirate is one of the fastest growing careers in Texas