COVID Causes Houston Man to Stab Mask Berater

A starving gentleman was denied food at a League City Jack in the Box because he was too poor to afford a mask.

In a desperate attempt to secure the tacos and avoid a slow and painful death from malnourishment, the gentleman committed a mostly peaceful stabbing.

Yes, this Joe Biden’s America.

When you have a society where people have to choose between dying from a cold virus or starving to death for lack of Tiny Tacos, something is seriously wrong.

NBC:

Police in Texas were searching Friday for a man accused of refusing to wear a mask at a Jack in the Box restaurant and then stabbing the shift manager with what was believed to be a pocketknife.

The incident this week in League City, located just southeast of Houston, follows a similar situation in nearby cities where a woman was arrested after refusing to wear a mask, first at a bank and then at an office supply store.

Look, I know when there is a deadly pandemic the first thing everyone wants to do is go to Jack in the Box. I’m not sure how they are still open when 99% of people have been killed by Covid, but apparently some are still in business.

The virus caused this stabbing, that much is clear. But the fact remains that in America, private businesses can do whatever they want.

If Tim Cook wants to remote access your pre-pubescent son’s iPad and watch him through the camera, you’re free to take your business to android where Larry Page will have that right. If you don’t like it, you are free to not use electronic devices. This is called “freedom” ya snowflake.

Private businesses can require anything of their customers, and they can choose to do business with whomever they please, except if they want to do something mean like refuse service someone who is a minority, which is pure evil.

Of course, not all minorities qualify for legal protections in the right to buy and eat Tacos.

This particular Taco-craver was a minority — men being the minority sex on planet earth.

My advice to this man would be to start identifying as black, and no white business owner or manager in their right mind will refuse him service.