Return of the Jock

Updated 7/13:
Seems the pressure hit the Denton County Young Republicans to stop being sissy nerds and they’ve pulled their statement. Don’t ever support these dorks.

Sissy nerds have infested the GOP.

The party that violently cucked the concept of state’s rights and created the greatest empire known to man is now led by Nancy-boys and old women. Case and point: the Denton County Young Republicans just disavowed Young Conservatives of Texas over a hilarious game of catch-an-illegal. Volunteers ran across campus with “I’m an illegal” signs on their backs for students to capture and bring back for prizes. (Rumor is cold, hard cash. Who doesn’t love that?) Sadly, the kill-joys in the DCYR’s couldn’t stand for that. (Remember, the GOP is a NO FUN ZONE! Oh, and mommy wants you to take an aspirin and a warm glass of milk before bed.)

Fortunately, the solution for gay nerds is simple: bully them. If physically near them, stuff them in the closest locker. If not, call them gay. This author did. The wussy post the DCYR facebook admin put up got this response:

They deleted their post by the end of the afternoon.

Never allow a sissy nerd to rule you. Call them what they are. The sissy nerd is immunized against all dangers: one may call him soft spoken, ineffective, swindler, Trotskyite, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a sissy nerd and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “But muh principles!”

My dear reader, no piece is complete without a call to action. I have one for you. For too long our gainz have been assaulted by the whimpering fools calling themselves “good citizens”. It is time for us to demand our gyms back in their full glory. Anytime you see someone whining about masks and the Rona, call them what they are: A SISSY NERD.