BREAKING: Hayden Padgett Camapign Secures 97,000 Volunteers for Weekend

Current Revolt has learned through an anonymous source that Republican candidate for Texas House District 70, Hayden Padgett, in conjunction with the Young Republicans of Texas, have secured commitments from over 97,000 grassroots volunteers to volunteer for an entire weekend in a push to get the tall, dark, and handsome Republican from California elected to the State House.

Sources tell us the campaign is delighted with the news, and Team Padgett has already secured a new venue to accommodate the large group for a special rally to kick off the weekend — AT&T Stadium.

News spread like wildfire on Monday night in Plano on the social media app “Grind Her[sp?]” according to sources at the scene.

“From the grassroots to the assroots, we’re all in for Hay, Den!” said a supporter during a spontaneous parade that broke out in the streets after word spread about the volunteer response.

Primary season is already heating up, and in some races, it’s also getting quite moist.