Dallas Man Reports Near-Life Experience After Taking Coldvid-19 Vaccine

A Dallas man wants to tell the world his story about an adverse reaction he experienced after taking the experimental Coldvid-19 vaccine.

The mutagenic vaccine was administered to Romelio Pinkerton, who is an essential front line worker at McDonald’s where he maintains self-serve ice cream machines for the international conglomerate. He says he was eager to take the vaccine because he believes it’s the key to getting things “back to normal.”

“I waited in line for 9 hours, in the rain, to get my first shot. They ran out when I was next in line, but I came back the next day and thankfully was able to get injected with the experimental gene therapy treatment approved for emergency use. I think it’s just important we flatten the curve and don’t overwhelm the healthcare system. So I’m just trying to follow the science.”

More than tree-fiddy Texans have died since the start of the pandemic, most from issues unrelated to Coldvid-19, but the deaths were still counted as dying from the virus because we live in a fake society where everything is a lie.

Hospitals are totally full with some hospitals having as many as 32 patients sick with coldvid.

Pinkerton says he felt “euphoric” when the needle pierced his skin, and that he became “overcome with scientific pleasure.”

“Within 30 seconds of receiving the vaccine, I experienced full release. Then, I blacked out and started convulsing. This is normal for someone with a history of dry skin like me and is nothing to worry about.

When I was revived, I had found that my mask had been removed, and I had a bunch of people around me, much closer than the magical 6 feet (72 inches) that has become the norm. I felt the touch of another person for the first time in months. For a moment, I felt alive again. Then, I noticed half my face was paralyzed.”

After his interview with Current Revolt, Romelio Pinkerton was put in cryogenic stasis as a precaution.

He was pronounced dead at the time of publishing.

Cause of death is listed officially as Covid-19.