BREAKING: New Scam Abortion Legislation Headed to Governor’s Desk!

Just when you thought they ran out of scams, the Screw Crew of Screw Job Session 2021 pulls off a miracle and delivers another.

The bill is set to become law. Once the bill becomes law, nothing will happen, because it’s a scam.

The bill stipulates that abortion will be illegal once the supreme Court changes its mind about the invisible abortion clause in the constitution. When will this happen? Exactly never.

Satan controls the United States government. Any suggestion to the contrary, and any talk about some kind of reform to the US government is coming from a person who has gone insane and they have developed a cope of living in a fantasy.

But the biggest story here is that once again, Democrats win the day with a really masterful maneuvering around Republican scams.

I look at the bill’s coauthors, and who do I see?

Democrat Erin Zwiener!

“Oh she must be pro life tho.”

😂

She managed to score a perfect 0% for her pro-life score.

I actually like Zwiener, for what it’s worth. If I were in the Texas House I would try and work with her on what few things we could agree on.

Since Republican’s entire focus is scamming and tricking their voters, and Democrats entire focus is outsmarting Republicans, I feel confident saying this was some kind of power play by Zwiener to get her name on this ridiculous bill.

She even voted against it when it passed. How is this not a troll?

So enjoy your fake abortion ban, Texas.

If you want a real abortion ban, and more broadly a ban on leftist commie malarkey, I’ve got a bill that will deliver that AND MORE.

It’s called the Stars and Bars Act, baby.