Exploring Replacements for Greg Abbott

Ever since Greg Abbott amassed a campaign war chest of over $50M, he’s become shall we say, problematic. He’s put all these weird restrictions on our lives using a “rule by decree” model, with a cold virus as the excuse to abolish our normal legal protections. He’s also trying to build this bizarre tracking system that will track everyone’s movements and store it in a massive database. Abbott is saying he needs almost $300M for this “spy grid” tracing system and he’s going to give control of it to some company run by Indians. This is also being done, “because there’s a cold virus.”

We track all bobs for u

We track all bobs for u

So many grassroots activists are eager to get rid of this crippled jerk.

And before “u cAn’T sAy ThAt,” listen here, kid. We currently have less freedom than in the Soviet Union. Between the ever expanding censorship in our communications and the government now telling us how close we have to stand next to one another, the worst tyranny anyone has ever lived under is being rolled out with you as the beta test.

Greg Abbott is the exclusive reason for this. There are no new “don’t stand so close and also wear a mask” laws that have been passed. All we have left is the ability to criticize what’s happening without being arrested. And I wouldn’t count on that being the case for long. Heck, you can’t even really buy a gun or ammo right now, because there’s none to buy!

If you’re still not convinced that we should treat Abbott as a lower form of life than a pedophile, lets try a little thought experiment. Shall we?

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I present to you two candidates for Governor of Texas.

Candidate A:

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  • Has a ton of cash on hand, lawyer

  • Wants to pay Indians to spy on you

  • Wears a mask and makes you wear one, too

  • Always gets premier parking spots, entitled mindset

  • Used to have fake fights with Obama on Fox News

  • Tells you to be anti-social by decree

OR

Candidate B:

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  • Liberty lover

  • Against police states

  • Republican primary winner

  • Wants to secede from US, not messing around

  • Bipartisan appeal

  • Runs off Bitcoin


So who’s it going to be?

You said candidate B, I’m sure.

Candidate A is the awful Gregory Wayne Abbott.

Cringe

Cringe

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Literally anyone is better than Greg Abbott.

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