BREAKING: Greg Abbott Spotted without Mask, Covid Death Imminent

We are dishearted to report the impending death of Greg Abbott, who will die from a coronavirus infection that we’re pretty sure he got after attending an event and being around other people without the personal protective equipment (PPE) recommended by every honest doctor to prevent coronavirus, a thin cloth mask.

Apparently he attended some kind of professional rodeo event. An event surely to be his last. (RIP)

WARNING: the following photos contain images which may shock and disturb some readers.

omg

Wow not even a chin mask

Experts say this was suicide by ‘rona

I know this is hard for some of you to see. But there’s nothing we can do now.

If you look closely, you can confirm that an infection did indeed take place.

He is likely already shed this moral coil by the time of this publication. We mourn this loss. Another victim of this deadly plague which has beset us.

But seriously

Can you imagine that Greg Abbott has any connection to God at this point? The man is so concerned with the material world that he has abandoned all accountability to God (if he ever felt he had any)to be a good steward of our laws and to lead by example as a masculine role model.

Instead, he’s turned into a cartoonish caricature of the evil king, obsessed with fame, fortune, the superficial science of the world, abandoning humility, and washing away any notion no matter how distorted that he is a man led by God.

He’s unfit for anything other than the role he has accepted as an accomplice in spreading chaos and the attempted enslavement of the people who entrusted him to lead them in righteousness.

Do not ever fall victim to such a pathetic trap, dear reader. Remember whom you serve.