BREAKING: ABBOTT PULLS OUT OF CPAC

This is a developing story…

Multiple sources are confirming that failed governor Greg Abbott has pulled out of CPAC.

This is likely due to the outpouring of attendees who find Greg Abbott to be unfit for office. Rumors are that a massive crowd of CPAC attendees planned to shout him out and boo him off stage.

Current messaging from the Abbott team will likely cite the special session and that Abbott needs to remain in Austin in order to make sure actual work gets done. This session was an absolute failure despite every Republican elected official spouting the same talking point that it was “the most conservative session ever”.

We have extremely unconfirmed reports that a possible reason Greg Abbott pulled out of CPAC was that it was not wheelchair accessible and CPAC refused to accommodate because Abbott is reportedly “bitch made.” We may have made this last part up, but it’s also true.

Stay tuned for more updates.