Greg Abbott Hunts Coronavirus to Avenge its Victims

Greg Abbott is tired. He’s tired of having to take away your first amendment. He’s tired of causing everybody’s business to fail and so many marriages to collapse. He’s tired of making you wear a muzzle, pretending it’s a medical device. But the fact remains, trillions of Texans have died from COVID-19.

The current measures aren’t working. So Abbott has decided to take matters into his own hands.

Governor Abbott at the border killing coronavirus that attempt to cross into Texas

Abbott didn’t want it to come to this, but this damn virus has left him no choice. If he doesn’t act, there literally won’t be a Texas because all the people will have perished from the pandemic.

Abbott says as soon as he’s done killing all the coronavirus at his deer lease, he will then clear out his donor’s ranches. These areas, he says, are the most threatened by the virus which has killed infinity bajillion Texans to date.

Many people say the deceased are actually only 6% of the “official” reported numbers. But that still leaves 9 billion dead. Go ahead and tell me 9 billion dead isn’t a big deal.

Greg Abbott will not rest until every last COVID-19 scum is 6 feet under ground.

God speed, Governor.