17 Things to Watch for in LUPE’s First Hundred Days

Preparations are being made for Lupe Valdez to be installed as the military governor of Texas after the Great Die-Off of the vaccinated set to occur after the March primaries. 

Lupe has been working closely with Speaker Dade Phelan (very 🏳️‍🌈 friendly) and Lupe has presented the Speaker with her agenda. 

It doesn’t matter what you think about it, because there’s nothing you can do to stop it. 

First 100 Days

• Anyone can edit their birth certificate online

• Voting laws abolished, voting now year-round

• Racism is illegal (death penalty)

• Vaccine contention among citizens is ended (purebloods killed)

• Doing MAGA is outlawed

• Free the nipple established by Executive Order

• Free the bottom is signed but then quickly rescinded

• Climate change halted (sunny, 71 degrees year round)

• Daylight savings time is ended (racist)

• Make contact with aliens (they agree with Democrat CRT agenda)

• Texas secedes (joins global government)

• Crime is legalized for racial justice

• Crime is outlawed for whites for even more racial justice

• Property taxes are abolished (private property abolished)

• State Motto changed to “everyone’s a little gay”

• Meat consumption is banned (it’s basically climate racism)

• Pronouns in bios is the law of the land

I for one won’t be happy with anything less than a military dictatorship, united under our new Leader.