Some Texas Lawmakers Requiring Bodily Fluids Sample to Meet with Constituents

Current Revolt has become aware that some of the more aggressive traitors in the Austin Capitol are requiring some kind of bodily fluid test and an appointment before they will allow people in to visit lawmaker’s offices.

I don’t even understand how they can do this. I doubt there is any law saying they can. Simply existing is not reasonable suspicion to warrant allowing bodily fluids to be collected as a condition of your rights.

Presumably if they can create one requirement like this, they can create as many as they want. Could they require you test negative for twelve diseases before entry? I don’t know, but it would seem they could.

They are doing this because they are planning to do very bad things in the Capitol this year, and they don’t want you to be able to ask them about it. They want you to email them so they can glance at it and delete it.

That makes them much more comfortable.

The screw job is coming. Buckle up, buttercup.