RUMOR: VETERANS DISAVOW HOME WRECKING KEYNOTE SPEAKER

Leave it to our veterans to have a spine and take a stand against morally reprehensible behavior.

Rep. Cole Hefner, who everyone remembers at the center of a very unauthorized sexcapade with Rep. Lacey Hull, faces harsh criticism from from veterans after being chosen to be the keynote speaker for The Veterans Ball and Marine Corps 246th Birthday Celebration in Mineloa Texas.

For $40 Rep. Cole Hefner will vividly describe his hotel interaction with Rep. Lacey Hull. He might even tell you what the “new words” Hull taught him mean in case you’re too lazy to look up “FMA” on urbandictionary.com

Oh, you’ll also get a meal.

I get tingles every time

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We’re hearing from multiple sources that confirmed attendees of this event find Cole’s actions quite distasteful and unbecoming of a gentleman of such prestige and ability, and have therefore cancelled their reservations.

That’s a pretty clear message.

And for our LATINX readers,

Estamos oyendo de varias fuentes, que personas que estaban inscritas para ir a este evento opinan que las acciones de Cole fueron muy desagradables y no-dignas de un caballero de tal prestigio y talentos, y que, por lo tanto, han cancelado sus reservaciones.

Unfortunately, often times veterans make a huge sacrifice to serve our country, leave their families behind, only to return and find out some asshat diddled their wife while they were thousands of miles away being shot at. Representative Lacey Hull’s husband, now ex after this interaction, was a Marine Officer and combat veteran.

We’ve also heard a rumor that Cole’s wife has forbid him from running for re-election. Cole Hefner is a husband and father of 7 children.

We’re sure the patriots running this military ball could find someone better to speak.