Possible Illegal Alien Giovanni Capriglione [R] Reveals Plan to Stop BLM Riots

Last month, the Democratic primary candidate for Congress in District 24, Kim Olson, came out with a very reasonable proposal to burn American cities to the ground to bring forth a multicultural utopia.

In case you don’t remember, Kim Olson is this crazy sonovabitch who said burning America to the ground is actually how we will save America.

“What the hell you got snipers on the roof for in a peaceful march? Even if people loot, so what? Burn it to the ground, you know, if that’s what it’s going to take to fix our nation,” - Kim Olson

Strong Woman or Literal Demon?

Strong Woman or Literal Demon?

Thankfully, she has been defeated by an exotic underdog in Candace Valenzuela.

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DALLAS - Candace Valenzuela, a former Carrollton-Farmers Branch school board member, will go on to face former Irving Mayor Beth Van Duyne in the race for Texas US House District 24.

If Valenzuela wins, she could become the first Afro-Latina member of Congress.

Affluent white female liberals are so 2018. It’s 2020 now. In the current year we cover our faces with masks to hide our sin, and it’s time to fully embrace this bright new future of brown communism from the American Left.

Many of us were terrified of this woman’s plan for mass arson that likely would have been the third worst thing happening in the country behind the coronavirus pandemic that’s killed billions and the police genociding blacks for no reason which has killed millions. But, just because she lost this election, her dark vision for America will not go away so quietly.

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Thankfully, one brave Republican is putting forth a plan to stop BLM once and for all.

Giovanni Capriglione

Giovanni Capriglione

Giovanni is a tough-as-nails, straight up gangsta, Reppin’ Texas HD98. I have to say, I didn’t know what to do when the riots first broke out. But leave it to old Gio to come up with the ultimate scheme to own the libs once and for all.

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You see, to stop BLM from destroying our towns and tearing down our history, as they are doing even in Republican-controlled states, we simply need to put campaign signs in our yards and donate to incumbents.

This is a rock-solid plan. Guaranteed to work.

However, before I went to empty my bank account and commit every Saturday until November twirling Gio’s campaign signs on street corners, I decided to do some background checking. It was time to put my award-winning investigative journalist talents to work.

What I found was shocking. I did a FOIA request for Gio’s birth certificate and he appears to be an illegal alien.

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This shook me to the core. The Republican Party stands against illegal immigration, and we appear to have one currently representing us in the Texas State House.

I have no problem with Italians coming to our country. As long as they do so LEGALLY.

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What we can’t have is these illegals cutting in line and then running for Texas House.

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These are jokes, obviously. But seriously, this nonsense is endemic to the Republican Party. Republicans tell us the Democrats are crazy and they are getting away with terrorism, but never tell us how they plan to stop it. Republicans are currently in power and their only solution to stopping our country from being destroyed by neo-Bolsheviks seems to be “keep giving us power.”

How about this plan instead?

  • Crush terrorist protestors

  • Put them in jail for a thousand years

  • Declare BLM a terrorist group for their numerous killings and mass violence

  • Ousting of seditious mayors

  • Punish corporations promoting the BLM anti-American, anti-family agenda

Or, just put a sign in your yard. It’s our choice.

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