MAX CRINGE: Democrat Favorite Jared Patterson Does Art Project to Own the Libs
In his latest attempt to pretend he has a plan, Rep. Jared Patterson [Reptilian - Frisco] stood and held a handmade poster in the Texas Capitol building showing the amount of tax money wasted by Democrats in their insurrection of our elected government by fleeing to DC.
When Patterson isn’t participating in the Special Screw Job Session as a member of Phelan’s harem, he’s posturing on the internet to reassure his more gullible constituents.
This will fire people up
While he’s correct, it’s doubtful he really cares about stopping the Democrat’s subversion. If he does care, he’s too clueless or spineless to actually do anything.
A few voters defend him as “doing his best,” better known as “trusting the plan,” but it’s quite obvious he’s done nothing but fail.
Take a look at this:
Patterson is on video here saying
Republican leadership (Dennis Bonnen, Phelan, etc.) are actually great
His best friend is pansexual Democrat Mary Gonzalez
He was the Democrat’s favorite freshman
If you were to ask me who my favorite Democrat was, I would tell you someone who was totally harmless to my agenda and who was kind of a clown. Like some kind of court jester. Patterson is apparently not smart enough to connect the dots here, and seems to have no strategy to actually deliver the agenda the Republican voters want.
For example, two things that would have prevented the current chain of events — Voting against making Dade Phelan Speaker of the House because he was open about his intention to appoint Democrats to chair committees and kill good bills.
Another ill effect of his shilling is the failure to make the House Doorkeeper close the exits so Democrats couldn’t play hookie in Mordor- I mean DC.
Two patriots tracking down Democrats to Washington DC (2021 colorized)
This doesn’t appear to be the only sign “campaign” launched by Rep. Patterson. According to an anonymous source, Patterson has been flaunting other attempts to own the libs.
And of course, our personal favorite:
You know what’s worse than wasting taxpayer money? Wasting Republican voter’s time.
Our state is being invaded, a tyrannical global virus dystopia is being set up to enslave us, and this guy thinks we care about a few thousand dollars supposedly being wasted?
Jared Patterson and all these hucksters are wasting our time.
