In Defense of Justin Holland

Many people are saying that Justin Holland was out of line when he blocked someone from commenting on his page and then chastised them for not addressing him by his official title —The Honorable Representative Justin Aldred Holland.

Here at CR, we tell it like it is. So buckle up, buttercup.

Wes Landers is a poor, good-for-nothing street rat. The same kind of street rat that’s been trying to steal bead loafs from the Justin Holland’s of this world for centuries.

Does Wes Landers even own lizard shoes?

I really doubt it.

Justin Holland has never worn the same outfit twice.

Is that a Rolex?

Of course it is.

There’s a Rolex on the other arm as well.

Wes Landers commented on Justin Holland‘s page.

Gross.

Holland, who is a literal State Representative, was contacted by Landers, who wasn’t even wearing a blazer in his profile pic, which violates Holland’s policy of not being poor on his page.

Justin Holland is a man of the people. A man of exquisite taste.

He’s the caliber of man that delivers things like—you know—the most conservative session in Texas history. 

Rockwall has the best State Representative money can buy.