GO TIME? Dan Patrick says “Arm Bands Needed To Be Safe”

BREAKING — Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick made a stunning proclamation during a press conference today. Due to our commitment to deliver breaking news first guaranteed, Current Revolt was unable to verify the context of the statement. We are led to believe the comment is probably related to the ongoing Antifa/BLM riots across the country that are burning our cities and tearing down our history at the behest of international mega corporations.

Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick:

I know I’ve been traveling a lot… and when I’m with a group of people.. you know, they have an arm band on, you know that they’re safe. It allows you to be as normal as you can possibly be in these times. So I think that’s going to give people a lot more sense of comfort that they are in a secure environment.

This is really something. A day after Allen West put the lying press on notice for causing riots, Dan Patrick has come out and said it’s time to bust out the arm bands.

Gentleman recently traveling with Dan Patrick

It’s obvious that Antifa have become such an existential threat that the Lt. Governor needs people he can trust to be easily identifiable. The arm bands are the most practical way to do that and create a safe environment free of any Antifa.

I fully support Dan Patrick in this call to add the armband to the party. Frankly, it’s what we must do given the threat to our county.

A sense of comfort in a secure environment

This feels like the right move. Texas is a big state, and we’ve got room to stretch our legs here, and even start a family.

Heck, we might as well get the Texas Rangers to wear the armbands as well. A few guys we can depend on.

So yeah, I guess we’re doing this.