Redistricting RAPES Dems and GOP-Right in TX House

The new “proposed” Texas House district maps were released last week as one of the final steps of the redistricting process that occurs following every US census.

They are only proposed because they still need to be analyzed by expert anti-racist judges to determine if the lines on the map are guilty of doing racism.

Too many non-whites in a district? Racist.

Too few non-whites in a district? Yep, racist.

Racism is a magic spell that Democrats invoke in order to gain favorable political outcomes for themselves. It’s a very powerful spell, and it works every time because white people are inherently evil and oppressive and only this recently discovered magic spell can combat their racist energy.

Democrats reading the New York Times for the latest spells rooted in critical theory

Sadly, the white nationalist favorite, Democrat James Talarico, has been drawn into a Republican-leaning district. His only chance is to double down on his strategy to appeal to the the white working class by talking about white supremacy to schoolchildren – something he is so passionate about that he codified it into law in HB3979.

Prominent white politician James Talarico stands in front of a sign in Williamson County, named after Robert Williamson, the first white man to ever play the banjo (the first documented instance of white supremacy)

I still hold out hope for Skinhead James. He’s a fighter who truly believes in his superior genetics, so anything can happen.

As a matter of fact, more Reps than just Talarico did get raped by these new maps.

The most brutal rape on the Democrat side was Michelle Beckley, the blue-haired feminist from Carrollton.

Michelle thinkin bout that congresswoman money

Michelle had already announced she was not seeking another term in the Texas House, and was instead going to be running for US Congress in district 24.

That’s. When. Things. Got. Out. Of. Control.

Michelle found herself drawn out of both districts!

Michelle’s biography on her website describes her as someone who’s competed in Iron Man Triathlons.

It’s possible that Michelle is about to go on an iron man campaign and knock every door in the district, twice. But honestly I’d bet all my Bitcoin on James Talarico pulling out the upset for the aforementioned reasons.

Here’s the thing though — even if Michelle loses, she wins. Because then she can go back to being an empowered feminist and paying taxes. Even if it feels like rape now, there’s a moral to the story.

Jeff Cason was also raped by Craig Goldman and Stephanie Klick in redistricting. Upon release of the maps, he immediately went nuclear, releasing a statement where he names the traitors.

Amazing, dead-on statement.

Isn’t it fun and cute how Republican voters pick their politician, and in response, the traitorous elected Republicans just change the voters to get the outcome they want?

Craig Goldman, a long suspected but now-confirmed traitor, is the Representative who infamously sat next to Abbott in front of the Israeli flag and boldly declared his opposition to free speech, the first amendment, and Christian entrepreneur Andrew Torba, and pledged his allegiance to a foreign nation, the special interests of big tech monopolies, and the ethnic/Zionist lobby seeking to prop up a mass censorship campaign on the American people.

Stephanie Klick is the crusty old hag and fellow traitor who refused to move a bill that would stop the satanic tranny kids movement in Texas.

Stephanie Klick daydreaming about children having their genitals removed, put on hormones and turned into science freaks as she sits on the bills to ban the procedures in committee

Stephanie Klick has an opponent, by the way.

Klick getting called out by Cason is really just more proof she has totally sold out to the overarching satanic agenda of the elite, and those who think they’re the elite.

I’m not sure who is running against Craig Goldman, but whoever it is will be antisemetic, and I heard they’re also going to be a Holocaust denier who uses Gab to spread vaccine misinformation.

Anyways, at the time of this writing Facebook is down, so all the hot takes on the maps I saw are simply lost in the ether. You can read an analysis by Tom Glass on the new maps here.

The actual maps are here.

Overall it seems good in that Republicans solidify their positions in power. Honestly, they are so dumb I thought they might give away a bunch of seats as reparations for their voters opposing critical race theory. But self-interest prevailed.

Lunatic geriatric Todd Hunter, who chairs the Redistricitng Committee, is signaling like he’s going to ram this through.

The good news is that Bryan Slaton is safe from getting the “Jeff Cason treatment.” I’m sure the establishment will run some schmuck against Slaton, and might even do a rape #metoo hoax on him, or something equally ridiculous.

Tony Tinderholt also safe chillen (holla atchaboy Tony).

Kyle Biedermann also appears to be good as he outsmarted these jerk-offs in leadership. Within seconds of the new maps coming out he announced he has a second home in his old district which he will presumably use as his primary residence to run for re-election.

Just goes to show, it’s always good to have an “eagle’s nest,” just in case.