Revisiting Abbott’s (very) Fake Executive Order on Vax Mandates

On October 11, 2021, Texas Governor Gregory Wayne Abbott signed an Executive Order that purportedly banned employers from requiring employees to inject the dangerous Covid-19 “vaccine” by requiring employers accept broad exemptions, including reasons of personal conscience.

Me delivering my personal conscience exemption to the boss

The Executive Order can be read here.

Abbott falsely claims in the announcement to the order that the so-called vaccine is “safe.”

But hey — you get injured by the vaccine, you’re just FMA outta luck.

The order itself reads like this:

Now For The Hard Hitting Research

What I’m going to do now is scroll through job listings with my feet propped up and see how many employers are following this super-serious and scary executive order from our very serious and conservative governor.

The first search I did was for jobs related to “food” in Austin.

The very first result gives us this:

Will Gregory Wayne roll over to this business and arrest the owners?

Want to work remote? Don’t worry, you’ll need the vaccine for that too. Philips is willing to take your exemption form if you pass their religious test.

This Dallas employer hilariously dated their vax mandate a week after Abbott’s fake EO banning them.

They figured out the EO was fake in a week!

Let’s say, theoretically, you are just a lowly billing clerk for a car dealer in Round Rock. Do you have to get the deadly jab?

You bet.

Let’s go down to H-town and see if we can find any vax-demanders.

I searched “Covid vaccine” and clicked the first result.

How do you say “myocarditis” in Spanish?

Will Dave Carney personally arrest the owners of A-1 Personnel for violating Gregory’s EO?

JP Morgan Chase has a job opening you might be a good fit for —that is, if you love half your face being paralyzed.

Unfortunately, the dirty unvaxed need not apply.

Hilariously, several states are shown to be exempt from this requirement.

Texas is not one of them.

The reason Texas is not included in the list is because Greg Abbott and the rest of the Republicans are scam artists. These corporations, the donors to the Republican’s campaigns, are the ones running the show.

Greg Abbott didn’t get $60M in his campaign account by standing in the way of what giant corporations want — and they really want this vaccine mandate.

Will Greg Abbott, the 60 million dollar man, be arresting anyone over these job postings like his Executive Order says?.

Dave Carney being told the new Covid vaccine will have to be injected into his penis despite Greg Abbott’s EO banning penis vaccine mandates

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